Girls are Evil…heheh


I found this floating around the Net. I am gleefully reproducing it to prove my case.

Evil

We are indeed evil……grrr…watch out!

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4 thoughts on “Girls are Evil…heheh

  1. Girls are not evil, man 🙂
    Watch this:

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
    this:
    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
    100%? Ever
    wonder about those people who say they are giving more
    than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants
    you to give
    over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up
    100% in life?

    Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help
    you answer
    these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
    represented
    as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
    22 23 24 25
    26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
    While Hard
    work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude
    will get you
    there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put
    you over the
    top.

    🙂

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